Open Letter to Edward Woodward

Dear Ed Woodward,

                              Hello there Mr Woodward. I shall not be indulging in any pleasantries with you because lets face it there has been nothing pleasant about your appointment as executive vice chairman of Manchester United.  Before We get to the core of the issues, I want to quickly thank David Gill for his beautiful work for Manchester united. He is someone who I overlooked in the past but I thank you Mr Woodward for making me  appreciate how much of an asset Mr Gill was to us and we will forever remember him.

First point of discussion Mr Woodward is, Do you even know what you are doing? You are supposed to back the new manager by helping him sign the players he needs to make the team his. You have been in the peripherals of the club for a while now and with your Business background I must say I expected more from you. It’s not all doom and gloom I must say as you have acquired a lot of sponsorship deals for the club and all but those precious deals of yours will mean nothing if you don’t back the manager on the pitch. Ultimately on pitch success brings off field success. If Mr Gill and Sir Alex didn’t leave the club in such a strong position would you be able to complete your numerous deals with tyre companies and tomato juice companies in Japan? I don’t think so. The way you have handled transfers in the transfer window has appalled me. Silly bids for Fabregas, Baines, De Rossi and even Fellaini have left us fans feeling dirty because our name has been dipped, dragged and stained by the mud you have decided to put us in. Let me help you out  Mr Woodward. If Mr Moyes comes with a name of a player for you, you don’t simply pick numbers in your head and make a silly bid. You talk to people at the club, find out if he is available, find out if the player is willing to move then you make a bid. You don’t just Fire your bids in there like a blind Rambo in battle seeking revenge. You should be more like Bond taking out your targets with finesse because this is not just some any random club, this is Manchester United!

Another point that’s really disturbing my soul is the Ander Herrera situation. Mr Woodward, What the hell was that? You actually knew he had a release clause and you bid 6 million below that? That reeks of  incompetence. Lets not even get into the whole false representatives thing because I will lose whatever cool I have left in my system. Even With Fellaini and Baines you actually sanctioned that bid to be faxed to Everton? 16 million for fellaini and 12 million for Baines. Mr Woodward are you really ready for this Job? These are key questions you should ask yourself because I’m sure you can do better than this.  Look at other directors like Daniel Levy. Mirror whatever he does because he is a COMPETENT MAN! He does what is best for the club! Its hard enough losing a gem like Sir Alex and a competent man like David Gill.  Please don’t make it worse with this incompetent behaviour. A lot of Man Utd fans are calling for you to get the chop. I will admit I will not be sad to see you go but I want to believe you can do better if you follow the advice I am about to give you.

Finally the advice I would give you Mr Woodward to solve all your problems with how the transfer market works is to play FOOTBALL MANAGER by SEGA and SI games. Their real life simulation of things can help you understand how things work in football. So that you don’t make a fool of yourself and the great club and Fans of Manchester United, I suggest you heed my advice. Many thanks and Good Luck

Yours Sincerely

10Maestro

Advertisements

Season Review 2012/2013

?????????????????????????????????????????????????

The Curtain has once again Come down on the season. Its been an eventful season! Great Goals, Great passes, Great fast paced football, comeback and all sorts. We are  used to this in England. Although the season didn’t finish as crazy as it finished last year, Arsenal and Tottenham did give us some decent drama on the last day. 

We lost some good players to retirement like Jaime Carragher, Steve Harper and some Great ones too Paul Scholes and David Beckham even though he doesn’t play in the premier league anymore, he is one of the top players to play in the league. Most of all though we lost a LEGEND, A MYTH, A PHENOM! SIR ALEX FERGUSON! Words are not enough to express how great this man was for manchester United, England and British football. The premiership will be a lighter league with all these people gone but this is the chance for the younger lads to write themselves into football history.

Someone who is writing himself into premier league beastory( BEAST HISTORY) is Gareth Bale! This guy is showing shades of Cristiano Ronaldo. He is a constant Match winner for the spurs and it was a real shame that they didn’t make it to the Champions League. I reckon one more season like that with them will suffice and then I believe he should move.  As a Manchester United fan I would Love to see him wear the 11 shirt when Uncle Giggs finally retires. Lets take a moment to enjoy  him in action

Season Review 2012/2014

Highest Attendance: 75,605 Manchester United v Reading

Lowest Attendance: 15,436 Wigan Athletic v Reading

Highest Average Rating-  Gareth Bale & Luis Suarez. 7.89, 33 Games

Most Assists:  12 Juan Mata- Chelsea

Top Scorer:  26 Robin VanPersie Manchester United.

High scoring Game: 10: West Bromwich Albion 5-5 Manchester United, Arsenal 7-3 Newcastle United

Biggest Win: 8 Chelsea 8-0 Aston Villa

Most Games Won in a row: 7 games: Manchester United

Most Games Without Losing: 18 games: Manchester United

Most Games Without Winning: 16 games: Queens Park Rangers

Most Game Lost in a Row: 7 games: Reading

Most Team Points: 89 points Manchester United

Most goals Scored: 86 Manchester United

Fewest goals Conceded: 34 Manchester City, 0.89 per game

Most Clean Sheets: 18 Manchester City

My signings of the season: Michu – £2million-22goals, Christian Benteke- £7million-23 goals

My Flop of the season: Qpr and all Qpr staff and players

Overachievers: West Brom 8th- 49 points, Swansea (League Cup Winners), Wigan (FA cup Winners)

Underachievers: Newcastle United 16th- 41 points, Qpr 20th- 25 points

I look forward to next season with great optimism! The Premier League is going through a lot of changes next season. Financial Fair Play, Goal Line technology and Managerial Changes at  three of the clubs that finished in the top four. It will be interesting to see if this changes the dynamic of the so-called “top four”. Teams like Liverpool and Tottenham will see this as a chance to creep up on any of the teams that find the change hard to adjust to. I also look forward to World Class talent Coming Through! The likes of Falcao, Cavani and even Cristiano Ronaldo have been Rumoured to be coming to the Premier League! I for one would love to see the premiership restored as the BEST league in the world and I have a feeling next season is the season!

Nani Must GO!

I know I wrote this a couple of weeks ago but I don’t want this message to be lost HE MUST GO!

10 maestro

Manchester United v Wigan Athletic - Premier League

 

After yet another disappointing display by Nani in the FA cup game against Chelsea I just had to write about the reasons why his time at Man United should MUST! come to an end! I havent always liked Nani i must admit however he won me over 2 seasons ago with a string of Consistent and quality performances. The thing I have always hated about the lad is he is too inconsistent and very indecisive. For someone who was compared to cristiano Ronaldo a few years ago, he is a far cry from that player now. Yes he has had injuries and what not but that’s just part and parcel of the game. A player will get injured but it’s how you react to it that matters. For me Nani’s Body language shows he’s not even keen on united anymore. Maybe he wants a move to la liga? or…

View original post 320 more words

PFA Team of the Year Ratings!

Gareth_Bale_2548841b

A huge congratulations to the Double PFA winner Gareth Bale. Easily the best player this season in the premier league. He has been a real Beast! Pace, Power, dribbling technique are all just some of the powers this guy possesses. If he carries on with this for 2 more season he will be a real gem of a player for club(hopefully UNITED LOL)and country(he already is anyway). I will be looking at his ratings as later on in the post.

Now lets take a look at the team of the year…………..

GK. David De Gea (Manchester United)

De Gea

I am really Happy to see the lad here. He has matured from the stingy mistake ridden guy we saw last season. According to Whoscored.com he averaged just under 7/10 all season and I think this is decent score for a second season. He will become United Number one for may seasons

RB. Pablo Zabaleta(Manchester City (SHITTYYY!) lol)

zabaleta

Ok I don’t like praising Man shitty players apart from Kompany but this guy has been very good this season. He has taken full advantage of Micah Richards Injury plagued season and the waste of money that is MAICON lol and he showed a lot of fight, determination and work rate that I didn’t think  Shitty players could have. Well done Zab!

LB. Leighton Baines (Everton FC)

Untitled update

Easily the best Left back of the season. Defending was a bit suspect at times but going forward ouuff! what a guy! and that sweet Left foot of his can do wonders with the ball. Should get a move this summer to a bigger club.

CB. Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United)

rio

He had a wobbly start to the season but Rio seems to have completely re invented his game that was based on Pace to just getting in the right positions and killing attacks Dead! he is also Decent on the ball as well. I hope to see  an even Better Rio Ferdinand next season.

CB. Jan Vertonghen (Tottenham Hotspur)

Vertonghen

The Spurs Defender has impressed me this season. He is very Solid and can play with the ball at his feet as well. He alongside Bale have been instrumental to Tottenhams season and I am sure there will be a lot of interest in him over the summer but i trust Levy! lol he won’t allow him go for cheap if at all.

CM. Michael Carrick (Manchester United)

carrick

“Its Carrick! you knooooooow! you’d never believe it’s not schooooooles” United fans will know this song lol Carrick has been Sensational all season! his passing makes me purr for joy lol he is a very slick footballer. what he added to his game this season  is the Defensive Midfielder Trait!  that ability to sniff danger  and almost immediately turn a defensive position to a counter attack. Well done son! I hope he gets even better next season

CM. Juan Mata

Mata

As we can see in the image above he has been deployed in a number of positions this season but his best in my opinion is the AMC position. He just seems very natural there. At times he has been the only one playing for Chelsea in some matches this season. He was the better of the other Spaniard in shitty by far this season. Chelsea fans are lucky to have him.

MR. Eden Hazard

hazaar

Meh! lol I like Hazard……..well I used to until he chose to join the “champions league winners”  He is obviously a sick player with the ball but in games where Chelsea are not dominating i rarely see him. I think Michu should be here instead of him but hey lol the pfa know best ay?!

ML. Gareth Bale aka GBEAST!

gbale 2g bale 1

Nothing else to say on this lad just look at the stats and let it sink in!

ST. RobinVanPersie (Manchester United)

Van persie

Good first season from RVP.  He did have that drought but he blasted United to the league with that stunning volley and Hatrick! Well done san!

ST. Luis ‘Dracula’ Suarez

Suarez 2suarez 1

Apart from his relentless thirst for human flesh and blood lol this guys is a pretty special player! just look at those strengths and stats! without him I can confidently say  Liverpool would be in the bottom part of the table! FACT!

And there you have it! The team of the year! please like comment and subscribe to 10maestro! thanks for reading

thumbs_official-pfa-graphic-premier-league-team-of-the-year

All is right with the World again! CHAMPIONS AGAIN!

Champions_2013 (1)

It is with Great pleasure I am writing this post! I can say those famous words again! Manchester United are the Champions!!! I have to say I had my doubts this season. Even after the defeat to Manchester shitty I thought we were going to have an Almighty wobble again but we did it!

Alright enough of all that emotional talk. The real challenge however begins now! Manchester United simply cannot let the noisy neighbours reclaim that top spot again. I have all summer to talk about that though so I won’t go into that either.

Mancini Claims his side are better than THE CHAMPIONS. The unfortunate thing about this statement is that it is true! with the team he has he should be wining the league and be thereabouts in the champions league. The fact that they havent been able to do that is a stain on him and he really should stop going on about it. With all the money and the ability he has at his disposal and to be so far off the pace? what does this say about Mancini himself? SAF(the best manager alive) has done this with sheer determination and a team ethic that is just amazing. Also we have RVP!! the lad came to play yesterday! he rose to the occassion and delivered when it mattered.  When i saw Robin Van Persie score that Goal against Everton when he was at Arsenal I thought it wouldnt get better than that but boy! it sure does. Here are some gifs of the famous goal. ENJOY!

i16QdjVlobe0o

 

8672117753_95059863f9_o

 

 

Nani Must GO!

Manchester United v Wigan Athletic - Premier League

 

After yet another disappointing display by Nani in the FA cup game against Chelsea I just had to write about the reasons why his time at Man United should MUST! come to an end! I havent always liked Nani i must admit however he won me over 2 seasons ago with a string of Consistent and quality performances. The thing I have always hated about the lad is he is too inconsistent and very indecisive. For someone who was compared to cristiano Ronaldo a few years ago, he is a far cry from that player now. Yes he has had injuries and what not but that’s just part and parcel of the game. A player will get injured but it’s how you react to it that matters. For me Nani’s Body language shows he’s not even keen on united anymore. Maybe he wants a move to la liga? or germany maybe? Either way enough is enough he can go. He is using up valuable space in the team by being here.  Everything he did in that Chelsea game was wrong! his touch, his pass, his runs SIGH Nani oh Nani why art thou so poor!

I don’t understand why Alex continues to even play him at all ? He’s lost it completely. I think its time SAF cashed in on him and brought in a younger hungrier winger that is proud and ready to wear the shirt. Here is a quote from him during the week after the loss to Chelsea in the FA cup

“I think everyone has been a bit disappointed and a bit down after that day,” he told the club’s official website.

“Everyone expected a good result but that’s football and we already spoke all together with the manager. We know we still have a job to do and have to focus on the next games and try to forget that.

“This season has been a bit disappointing for me as I’ve had a couple of injuries. It’s been very difficult to be at my best but I’ve come back from injury and am trying to be at my best until the finish of the season.

“I hope that, next season, I can do what I like to do – play my football and be at my best.”

The key bit of this is he wants to play HIS football which is running aimlessly round the pitch like a headless chicken, trying to dribble 2-3 players in a run and blasting shots wide of the goal. He doesn’t even mention wanting to play for United next season. This for me is the final straw. SAF please see this and LET HIM GO! I do miss his quality days though, he scored some special goals but i just don’t think he is capable of this anymore