It’s that time of the year again! The awards are dished out, the best players are showered with accolades and the best team wins their respective trophies! aaah football the beautiful game. However we have to also recognise the people who have made us shudder and gasp at a poor pass, shot and just overall contribution to the team. well here is The 10maestros FLOP eleven of the season. Enjoy!
GK. Joe Hart(Man Shitty oh sorry City -__-)
Here in England we always over hype players a lot and its very annoying. However with Joe hart I think England have a very good Keeper! This season he has been very below par. Maybe he let the hype around him get to his head? He needs to buckle down and cut down the mistakes but it is with great pleasure that I put him on this list!
RB. Maicon (Man…..one more time Shitty!!! alright alright city)
Ok ok I know what you are thinking this guy shouldn’t even be on here lol but I couldn’t help it. Mancini probably thought he was bringing in some experience to his then championship wining side. oh how wrong was he! He hardly played and when he did he was just dire. I am not sure how to check the stat but i am sure they lost most games he played in.
LB. Thomas Vermaelen TV5 (Arsenal)
TV5 it is with great disappointment that I am putting him in here. He was someone I looked at and thought Arsenal have a really good defender now all they need is a partner and backup to help in case of injuries but I was wrong. This season has seen some low-key un-skipper like performances and he’s even lost his place to Big per and Boss-cielney. Maybe the skipper band is weighing him down? Arsene has a big Job this summer to get him to the best form we once saw from him
CB. Titus Bramble (Sunderland)
To be Honest I didn’t see much of Bramble this season but whenever I did he just looked like he wasn’t a football player. He always looks clueless on the pitch lol a bit like this guy (click on this guy) he just seems surprised to be on the pitch. High profile mistakes and a clueless look is what has gotten you to this list and will always get you on till you retire Titus!
CB. Christopher Samba
I have never been one to think he was the best Defender in the world but the money QPR paid for this guy was crazy! even the anzhi makalachalahchalchalchalchal lol chairman thought it was crazy money and they accepted! 12 million and wages over a 100 grand apparently. He made no difference and they eventually got relegated. if he cam earlier maybe but ah well you take the cards you are dealt!
CM. Charlie Adam( Stoke)
Oh charlie Boy! where are you?! This guy has not been the same since he left Blackpool. I really liked him, I even wanted him at United! Even last season I was dissapointed with him. He seems to have lost that amazing range of passing and drive he once had. Again at stoke he has been a passenger. He did score a key goal for stoke last weekend but it wont save him from my list. Step yo game up Charlie!!
CM. Cheik Tiote(Newcastle)
Cheik Tiote was labelled the new Makalele by many but he too may have suffered form all they hype because he has been poor all season when he has played. Fair enough he had injuries and the African cup of Nations which he was also poor in, all the times i have watched him he just doesnt have that influence he had on the midfield last season. Hes not clattering into people making interceptions and just that burst of energy is not there. Very dissapointing cheik! This is why you have made my flops list.
MR. Adam Johnson (Sunderland)
Adam Johnson! lol I told a friend of mine that hes not all that but he convinced me that he is a decent player. He made his dream move to Shitty and I even thought ok good on you son. His move obviously didnt work out with the money grabbers they have he had no chance. So he moved to Sunderland and had a very good second season. So this season i expected him to step it up! but he has failed. All i see fomr thi guy is a lot of aimless running, shooting and just generel rubbish lol he has a decent left foot and can be better obviously, lets hope he improves.
ML. NANI ( Manchester United)
As many of you that read my blog already know I have a strong Dislike for the lad and i have a post all about the lad heres the link for those of you that havent https://10maestro.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/nani-must-go-2/ he deserves no more words.
ST. Emmanuel Adebayor
Sigh! AdeyB I am sad to put you on here because i believed in you san! i expected more from you as well MAN! The Arsenal fans will love this especially my friend Mr Arsenal Jimi Ojo, he has always maintined that AdeyB is a Fake guy! well finally I have to agree. Its the end of the road for you if you dont improve. I am sure spurs will add to the squad during the summer and that could be the end of Adebayor. CAHMON SAN I STILL BELIEVE IN YA!
ST. Nikica Jelavic
I think this guy is just suffering from second season syndrome. I hope this is just a blip in form and I fancy him to win it back next season. Really poor season though! cahmon san!
MANAGER: MR MARK HUGHES! haha signed poor players and not quite sure what he was trying to achieve. QPR’s relegation rests firmly on him.
Substitutes:
Shay Given | Aston Villa
Andre Santos | Arsenal
Joe Allen | Liverpool
Peter Odemwingie | West Brom lol
Maroaune Chamakh | West Ham (on loan from Arsenal) -__-
Antonio Valencia | Manchester United
Papiss Cisse | Newcastle
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